Dental Care

Today was Charlie's return from a vacation to Hilton Head!

On his vacation, Charlie had to have an emergency dental procedure. It only cost $50.

"$50! Wow," Barbara says. "I'm moving there."

I cast my bait.

"Wait, Barbara, you're moving tomorrow," I ask.

"No," she says. "Charlie said he had a really cheap dental procedure and I said I'm moving there," she says.

"So you'd move to South Carolina just for the cheap dental work?"

"Well, only if the dentist was cute," she says. "But I bet that would cost more."