Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Take My Clothes Off

Barbara, once again, is cold. Ed is manning shotgun today and turns the heat up. However, now it is too hot for Claire and Christina. He has to adjust the heat for them. But now once again it's too cold for Barbara. This lasts for 15 minutes.

I am sitting in the back. I am now asked what I think about The Vanpool temperature.

"Well, it's a little hot," I say. "But I'm okay."

I'm wearing a ski hat.

"You can just take your hat off," Barbara says. "If you're worried about your hair being messy, Christina does hair on weekends."

Christina just glares at Barbara.

"Who does hair on weekends," Barbara says.

Christina then tells me I can also take off my jacket.

"Maybe I should put on my stripper music," Barbara says to me.

I ask her to repeat herself since I am in disbelief.

"You know, my stripper music. So you can strip."

Nick then tells me I should give Barbara my change (I paid with a $20 today and received $15 in singles) so she can put the money down my pants.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Cold Feet

* Barbara asks for the blanket. Nick asks her if it's for her feet.

"Why would it be for my feet," she asks.

"Because you say that you're feet are always cold."

"Do you know what would warm my feet up? If you or Gregg would rub them for me."

* Nick compliments Barbara on her hat and asks her if it's hand-made.

"I don't own hand-made anything," she says.

* We pick up the newspapers.

"Hey, my beautiful peoples. Make sure you give me some chocolates on Monday," the paper guy says.

John Krazinski's Uncle notes that there is only AMNY and not both AMNY and The Metro.

"Oh, the girl who does the Metro, I'm punishing her."