Thursday, June 23, 2011

Avon Calling

* Scandal once again erupted as Barbara "forgot" to hand the collected money forward. Jennifer's 10-year-old daughter also rode The Van today (some sort of Take Your Daughter to Work thing) and Barbara tried to make her pay. Charlie, however, waved his $6 fee.

* We pick up the newspapers and Roland comes to the car.

"Hey, ladies, tomorrow I'm going to be selling some boxes of Avon," he says. "So make sure you bring some money--"

Right as he ends his spiel, the person getting out at the corner slams the door right in his face.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Hey Baby

* We get the newspapers from Roland, who is now wearing a Bluetooth headset. He leans into the van and asks us how we're doing. Then a lady walks past.

"Hey, baby," he shouts at her.

"I gets all the ladies," he says to us. "Do any of you people need some quick lovin'?"

He then opens the side panel of the van. Barbara is the first person he sees.

"You, baby," he says. "You're the one I want. I could definitely love you."

He then kisses her hand.

"Don't tell your husband about that."