A new man is on the Vanpool. I have to explain to him the whole "I live in Philly but..." part of my existence. He looks 85% like Joe Flaherty circa Freaks and Geeks.
"One time when I was there, I went to this club and I saw Soho and Jesus Jones. They were REALLY awesome together."
He then asks me, "Say I came down to get a cheesesteak. What would you say I could do with three kids... maybe four?"