Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Over the Railing

* We talk a *LOT* about cruises on The Vanpool. Thus, the story about that cruise ship that lost power off the coast of Mexico came up in conversation.

"Could you imagine," says Barbara. "No electricity. No air conditioning. No bathroom."

Charlie laughs.

"They must have been throwing what they left overboard," he says.

John Krazinski's Uncle laughs.

"They must have been lining up at the railing to pee."

* I tell the Vanpool that I'm headed to Boca Raton for a trip to visit my mother-in-law.

"Are you a Jew," Barbara asks, obviously knowing that Boca Raton has a large Jewish population.

I tell her that I'm not, but that my wife is.

"I didn't think you were a Jew," she says. "Boca's a great place if you're a Jew."

1 comment:

  1. Barbara is right: I'm in Boca and I'm a Jew and it's great!