The Eyes of a Rapist

"Can you believe this Lawrence Taylor," Barbara asks, New York Post in hand.

(For those not in the know, football legend Lawrence Taylor was recently indicted on a rape charge involving a teenage prostitute.)

"Just look at his eyes," Norm says. "He looks so crazy."

Barbara looks at his picture.

"Yeah, I guess he does have the eyes of a rapist."

Barbara reads the story again.

"It's one thing to get arrested for cheating. It's another to get arrested for rape," she says.

She pauses.

"It says here the girl was 16. It's not like in the old days. When I was 16, I looked 16. What, is he supposed to check the ID of the hooker he's sleeping with?"